Friends relate that the Garden of Iniquity Lutheran Church has filed protest to the local Dirty Track Racing Association. Its pit crew, formerly of car No. 66.7 as sponsored by the Bible Study Group, has called for every other race to go in the opposite, clockwise direction. Claiming that its driver is Presbyterian clergy, he can go both ways. This news denotes the degradation and misdirection that the sport has suffered since August '08. Though these developments leave us going in circles, we shall attempt to keep our readers informed.
"Have you not asked those who travel the roads, and do you not accept their testimony?" (Job 28:29)
Thursday, May 12, 2011
Plausible Racy Pun?
Friends relate that the Garden of Iniquity Lutheran Church has filed protest to the local Dirty Track Racing Association. Its pit crew, formerly of car No. 66.7 as sponsored by the Bible Study Group, has called for every other race to go in the opposite, clockwise direction. Claiming that its driver is Presbyterian clergy, he can go both ways. This news denotes the degradation and misdirection that the sport has suffered since August '08. Though these developments leave us going in circles, we shall attempt to keep our readers informed.
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